Definitions You May Not Have Been Aware of

Bi, as in bisexual, is actually Latin for "your Aunt will never love you."

Funnily enough, the definition still holds true when you insert other hating relatives. You go Latins.

I would like to dedicate this post...

Before I start, I really wanted to dedicate this set of jokes to a really special girl who really made me want to write again.

Can I do that? I mean actually dedicated comedy to a person? I can just imagine that going horribly wrong, like "Hey baby, this joke is for you. Knock knock... no wait, that one sucks. Um... Why did the chicken cross the road?"

I just see that going really bad if not done right. And speaking of which, who dedicated the first song to a girl? Were there a bunch of people at a rock concert and the singer gets up and says, "Hey everyone, quiet down. This song is for a special girl. This is just for her, and I hope she likes it." Did the entire audience just go, "wtf? So can we not listen to this song? Are we supposed to leave? I spent good freaking money on these seats, I'm not leaving! Screw him and this 'girl'"

And what other media would be good for dedicating? Film maybe? Do you think George Lucas ever had the initial words at the beginning say, "STAR WARS... for Stacy." You know someone saw that and went, "George, you know you cant just have some girls name at the beginning, it makes no sense. You're going to have to change it." And that's how George Lucas realized he could change his movies as many times as he wanted...

Anyways, that was for a special girl, I hope she liked it. And just in case she didn't, she dosent even know his blog exists so she cant even read this.